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  1. unexplained-events:

    Smile

    Tell me stuffed animals with teeth aren’t the creepiest thing you have ever seen

    taraharley !!!

     
     
  2. no:

    Porn is Too much. Someone could’ve eaten those apples, but instead you put them all in your Asshole? Who will eat them now? I won’t

     
     
  3. ima1ing:

spankkitten:

malformalady:

Octopus eggs Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her

    ima1ing:

    spankkitten:

    malformalady:

    Octopus eggs

    Photo credit: Simon Chandra

    FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

    This sounds like what my mother said i did to her

     
     
  4. naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

    naamah-beherit:

    avengerwho:

    tastefullyoffensive:

    Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

    took me a minute

    yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

     
     
  5. carasala:

my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever. 

    carasala:

    my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever. 

     
     
  6. ernbarassing:

    You say I’m wearing too much black but all I hear is I look great

    (Source: ernbarassing)

     
     
  7. casibarria:

    These are photos of children crying for some great reasons, and these are my favorites lol.

     
     
  8. (Source: mesovideo)

     
     
  9. thatfunnyblog:

is that miley cyrus

    thatfunnyblog:

    is that miley cyrus

     
     
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