*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.
"The fact that someone else loves you doesn’t rescue you from the project of loving yourself."
my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat
"A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything."
Cards Against Humanity is where you learn which of your friends are basic and which ones are sociopaths there is no in between
I literally do not care about your gender, sexuality or skin colour.
I literally only care about whether you’re a nice fucking human being or not.
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